This is the 33rd installment of a 100-day challenge to write a new vignette every morning.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward. If we have to follow ridiculous policies, they should have to follow some ridiculous policies too. Why recite ten nursery rhymes backward? I don’t know—why do we have to greet customers with “Howdy Day, welcome in!” and a tip of our hats with our left hand only. It’s all a ridiculous, made-up system, so let’s just lean in and make the managers participate too. It’ll be fun. That’s all I’m saying.
“Are you what wonder I how, star little twinkle twinkle…” See? It’s not that hard. Give it a try, Kyle.
Miles Away 