This is the 29th installment of a 100-day challenge to write a new vignette every morning.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue. You could tell if you just looked—it didn’t have the little bubbles—but who inspects hand sanitizer? No one. Not yet, anyway.
The victims of Annie’s prank would check for the rest of their lives after this.
One woman got stuck to a pair of jeans on the rack. Another got stuck to the jewelry counter. A man got stuck to the door handle. Employees weren’t immune, either. Annie’s personal favorite was watching the cashier—a woman who microwaved fish in the break room—get dollar bills stuck to her fingers.
Sure, Annie got fired, but she didn’t care; it was her best April Fools yet.
Miles Away 