This is the fifth in a series. If you haven’t already, make sure to read the previous posts first:

Penned #1 | Penned #2 | Penned #3 | Penned #4

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DP—

Jesus your reading skills are even worse than mine, and that’s really saying something. My teachers hated me. Pay attention, DP. I explained all this already.

But fine. I’ll do it again, and I’ll make it real clear this time, okay?

I know I was framed because some guy in here (I don’t know his name but he’s in here for a long time for some fraud charge or something so you should be able to find him) came up to me in the yard and started cracking jokes about “frames” or some shit. I didn’t get it at first but then he told me. He said he knew a guy who knew the real thief and knew I’d been framed. I don’t know this other guy’s name either so don’t even ask, but you’ve got the internet and all that. Figure it out.

Or come here and talk to him yourself. I’m tired of just writing. You’ve gotta get over here.

—BW