This is the third in a series. If you haven’t already, make sure to read Penned #1 and Penned #2 first!

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DP—

Jesus. Dead? You’re sure? He faked his death once so you’d better be real sure. I’m not about to let him sit on his ass sipping my ties mai tais on some beach somewhere while I rot in here, okay? You’ve gotta be sure.

If it is true, damn. What a shit way to go. He never even got to go on the damn water slide. I’d be so pissed if I’d been waiting in line all day and then just keeled over.

Jesus.

Well, okay, so he’s not here for me to get some, uh, closure. But he was definitely alive when they put me away. I don’t see how this clears him at all.

Get me something I can use, for Christ’s sake. Or I’ll get someone who can. You have one week.

You’re supposed to be the best.

—BW

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